What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What is the emptiest holiday?