What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?