What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is a table you can eat?

What do fish use for glasses?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What kind of bow can't be tied?