What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?