What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
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What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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