Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?