Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why are all priests fit?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?