Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which dogs love to study science?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What animal floats best?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do you spot a modern spider?
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