Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What nationality are most fish?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
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