What season begins with a thud?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do little fish love to play with?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?