Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Who invented fractions?

Which insect makes the best father?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?