What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a tired tree?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?