Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

A book just fell on my head.

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How are mountains able to see?