What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How did the vampire start his letter?