Which animals make the best football players?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?