Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

When do mice play every day?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?