When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?