What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
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