What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
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