What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?