Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
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Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the most masculine animal?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
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