Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why was the computer cold at work?

How does NASA organize a company party?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What style of music weighs the most?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?