Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where does Superman park his cars?
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