Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the most adorable season?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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