Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
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Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did the toad die?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does a penguin build its house?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
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