Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?