How do scientists grow fruit?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What are you studying in math?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How does a squid go into battle?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

My leaf blower doesn't work.