Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's the friendliest national park?