What do cats eat for breakfast?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?