Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
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