Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What fairy loves to count?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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