Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
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