What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?