What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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