What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
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