What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
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