Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?