What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
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