We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What kind of bird can write?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?