What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?