Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What does winter fat turn into?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?