What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where do books sleep?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?