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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?