Why are English teachers so smart?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What country has the most fish?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?