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What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why do mice need oiling?