Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which animal loves to have a good time?