Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Which celebrity always frowns?