Who is God's favorite superhero?

I broke my finger!

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?