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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

How can you make 7 even?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

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