What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?