What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What siblings are always sad?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why was the broom late for school?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

I broke my finger!

Why are stones so good at music?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?