Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?