How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

The museum curator needed a break.