Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call two birds in love?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?