What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which president loved to take baths?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?