What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?