What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Can February March?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's a henway?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Which family member has tusks?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?