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Which insect makes the best father?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you call two birds in love?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?