Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

How does a squid go into battle?