What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?