How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Did you know about April 1st?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?