What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?