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What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

How does dinner smell?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call a sad latte?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?