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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What does winter fat turn into?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?