How do locomotives know where to go?
They have a lot of training.
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What does an evil hen lay?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
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