What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Do dads always snore?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?