How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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