How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
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