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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

If you need help building an ark..

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Which relative loves rice?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do bees say in the summer?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?