What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why is spring the oddest season?