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Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the frog starve?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where does laundry go to college?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call an exploding monkey?