Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What style of music weighs the most?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?