Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What was the first animal in space?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?