Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

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Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's the richest basketball team?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?