Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

How did the toad die?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What utensil does water use to eat?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?