What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

When do mice play every day?

What's the holiest insect?

I broke my finger!

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why was the bunny upset?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?