What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the student eat their homework?