Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call a Zen egg?