What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where do stars go to college?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?