Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where do polar bears vote?