Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

It's Crowded!

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?