How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?