Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?