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What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What fish sings the best?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?