What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What is the wealthiest fish?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the whale cross the road?