Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are stones so good at music?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

How are mountains able to see?