What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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