What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What color are all the books in the library?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
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