Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What says: oom oom oom?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What animal always goes to heaven?