How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the bee sad?

Which animals make the best football players?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do bees chew?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?