What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What's the saddest part of the week?