What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Where would you find an elephant?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What math figure is also in the band?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?