Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do mermaids see movies?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?