Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Do you have the best ceiling?