People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?