Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?