What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
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