Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?