Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why are babies so good at basketball?