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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How did the tree get lost?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?