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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How do baseball players always stay cool?