What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

How long will dinner be?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?