What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?