Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?