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What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

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