What do you eat on July 5th?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the pen say to the pencil?