What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's the friendliest pen?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?