What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

How does a squid go into battle?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Where do superheroes blend right in?