How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What animal knows kung fu?