Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?