Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What tree has the most bark?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

How are teens like cats?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why is winter considered holy?

What style of music weighs the most?