Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
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What do cats wear to work?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
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