What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call stolen cheese?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is the most faithful insect?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?