What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does an evil hen lay?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How are teens like cats?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?