If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?