What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the elk have great hair?
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