What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the math book sad?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!