Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How are teens like cats?

What siblings are always sad?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why don't ants get sick?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?