How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How are teens like cats?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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