Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?