How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Do dads always snore?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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