How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
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Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How does a squid go into battle?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What car can't keep a secret?
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