What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?