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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the foal cough?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?