What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What style of music weighs the most?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?