What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What condiment has wings?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which family member is always relieved?