What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
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