What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?