What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What fairy loves to count?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
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