What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the body of water think so much?