If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?