What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?