Why was the fabric always laughing?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?