Where do hamsters come from?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How is life like toilet paper?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?