We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

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What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

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Why do plants hate algebra?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What tree has the most bark?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How do you get straight A's?