What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?