How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What does a panda ghost say?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What horn never makes a sound?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call an old snowman?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?