Why can't you trust a pig?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What game do bats excel at?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?