Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a smelly horse?