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What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?